i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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