Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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