i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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