I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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