I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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