We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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