Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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