Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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