Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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