if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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