i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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