Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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