how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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