So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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