He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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