We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Houston, we have a squirter
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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