are you so shy because you have an std?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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