what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
