She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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