I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
How does it feel to date your dad?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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