So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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