your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Come on in and take your pants off
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