Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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