Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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