ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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