My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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