great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize