Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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