can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my being single is dangerous.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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