This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I could fuck to npr.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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