My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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