For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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