Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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