the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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