You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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