Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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