At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I think my vagina is haunted
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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