Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
40s are totally the cure
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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