The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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