True but thats because hes a fetus.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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