i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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