question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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