I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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