After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize