hotel room ftw
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I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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