Don't you send me to vm
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Randomize
