how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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