My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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