the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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