I'm lost and stupid without you.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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