More tranny stories later!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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