handjob tips. give me some.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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