i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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