I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Fuck appropriateness.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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